byword smith

My name is Byword Smith. This is my blog. I love fresh salmon, brown rice, steamed asparagus, white grape juice, and gummy worms. Especially gummy worms. I am a comic and writer. I think different. But I’m sure you’ve figured that out by now.

Supporting Friends

July 31, 2008

I’m at comedy contest…supporting Y. Vee!

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You Learn Something New Every Day

May 8, 2008

4/14
As of today, Detroit ranks the lowest in big city high school drop out rates.

Well, I guess if high school doesn’t work out, kids can always run for mayor.

4/15
Travis the comic is a cool cat. He wishes my marriage well, and has even given us a gift-a Starbucks gift card. Now that’s love.

4/16
My wife has had a relaxing day, today.

4/17
It takes a certain disposition to be funny.
- Judy Carter

4/18
A friend of mine dedicated a music video to my wife and I. Good look!

4/19
Cavier in eggs is tasty. Who would have thought eggs inside of eggs would be so delicious?

4/20
I can tumble dry some of my delicate clothes instead of air drying them.

4/21
In my comedy I should perform instead of describe.

4/22
My car needs new brake pads.

4/23
AJ forgot the video camera at home.

4/24
Gbemiga got a ride with a friend to an event.

4/25
AJ remembered to bring the video camera for the show for me.

There are brothers in the DC area play the harmonica.

4/26
Sean is a part of the Praise 104.1 family.

Mike looked different when he was a younger comic!

4/27
Cow’s milk is not popular in asian culture, and many asian people are lactose intolerant.

4/28
A guy in the bay area mapped out taco trucks.

4/29
Making a facebook application is more feasible than I thought.

4/30
A centaur is an expert horse rider.

5/1
A sphinx is a mysterious, unscrutable person.

5/2
Ray needs someone to help fix his car.

5/3
Iron Man’s nemisis’ name is Obadiah aka Iron Monger.

5/4
A sequotia fell in California from foot traffic. Referring to psalm 1.

Kobe scored 38 while the Lakers beat the Jazz.

5/5
Chipotle has considered fish in the past but are not able to devise an inexpensive process of keeping the fish fresh. I guess it’s Baha Fresh for me then!

Sam Jackson played Nick Fury at the end of Iron Man.

5/6
Montrell bought the Comedy Bible.

Today, Kobe was awarded the 2008 NBA MVP Award. No diggity, no doubt. I’ve been saying all year that Kobe should get MVP. Some people were saying Chris Paul. Don’t get me wrong, CP3 is the bomb but him getting MVP before Kobe is like Jennifer Hudson getting an Oscar before Denzel. It just ain’t right.

5/7
Carmelo Anthony is the first boss on NBA Street Homecourt.

5/8
There is a book called, unChristian. I have to get it.